Restaurant Superpowers

Subway is already up in the ranks. Who can resist their five dollar footlongs. What an innovative marketing technique that five dollar footlong song turned out to be. It only attracts more customers everyday. The quality and diversity of Quiznos subs may be slightly better but I'm sure Subway has raked in more revenue due to its creative advertising. Ohhhh I see where this is going: Looks like I'm about to give a brief lecture on how to market items from your chains menu. For one, I think folks would be awe-struck if they were to see LeBron James in a Quiznos ad. Kinda like that ad he did for Vitamin Water where he played the lawyer. But the downside of that is that it would cost Quiznos millions just to shoot such an ad so scratch that. But from a psycological standpoint it would draw so many LeBron fans to Quiznos. Here is a curiousity type question: Will LeBron fans every outnumber Subway fans? Perhaps it's a stupid question to ask as the two aren't even comparable. I would have to side with LeBron on this one however. Yes I'm pretty sure premiering a LeBron Quiznos ad will surely keep Quiznos floating over Subway for at least two quarters till Subway plays the Five Dollar Footlong song again on TV which will have Quiznos customers dancing to the tunes all the way to Subway for one delicious footlong! Quiznos could even conceive an ad where they show an old man demanding Subway thinking that it'll help him acheive a boner while watching porno. Although I'm confident the networks would ban this one from airing.

Alright so going back to what I was gonna talk about. I was gonna say that Subway, Quiznos, and a new restaurant Lolos will be considered the three new restaurant superpowers out on the streets. Lolos is up and coming but who knows it may kick Subway and Quiznos on it's hineys due to it's maintaining good health concept. But peeps will have to start franchising it first in a vast array of locations before Lolos can ever even be on par with the other two restaurant giants. Subway or Quiznos are also healthy but Lolos is like "omg healthy", this includes the mayo, ketchup, mustard, and misc. sauces kept on the sides.

I will have to confess though one of the reasons why I prefer Subway over Quiznos is because of the catchy tunes of their five dollar footlong commercials. I mean what else can it be? Inspite of the upgraded quality Quiznos presents in their sandwiches I still buttsniff Subway? Amazing phenomenom. I'll have to place myself under intense scrutiny here.

Two Cougars and a twenty something guy

So I'm over at this Coffee place right now and these two youthful middle aged women are wiping all of the chairs. I'd refer to them as cougars but they don't quite meet the criteria. But to be generous person I'm I'll just go ahead and say that they're semi-hot. And the best part is that I'm the only customer present at the time. Yup, here I'm surfing the internet waiting for these two to get it on! *breaths heavily* YESSS Get it on ladies come on start taking those tops off, start smooching, starting licking eachother, come on, I want it all. I want some girl to girl action give me sum of dat shit. HOOK ME UP!!! Come on, touch eachothers boobs and lick it all around. Uh-huh....uh-huh....ohright!

Time travelling of the mind

Went to a wedding reception today. Not too shabby and the bride wasn't anywhere near hotness. Hardly any bombshells which is sad cuz they say that weddings are the ideal place for fetching honeys and sexing them up! Reminds me of Wedding Crashers and I fuckin hate the movie so so much. Don't know why? The sparks all occur during the exchange of wedding vows which is when libidos really peak in a man. This is when you should be looking eye to eye with another brood and don't forget to smile and say cheese! It's a big day for ya all of a sudden.

You know I just realized something. I get so mind boggled into the present and what' s going on that I forget that you'd have to unravel with the future. For instance, ten years ago would we have ever imagined that social networking sites like facebook and twitter would even exist? Forget that would we have ever thought about how popular social networking would've become in the first place? Of course not and would business executives, entrepreneurs, and other like-minded individuals ever realize that they use such sites to promote their businesses or provide more information about it? A big NO NO. The point is you can never predict what impact the future will have on you and the opporunities you aspire to seek. Today you may be salivating all over the Lamborghinis but fast forward to ten years and don't you think you'll be salivating over...I dunno...Transformer Lamborghinis, or a more fancy, environmental friendly car with electric power, call him Greenie. What if in twenty years, air travel becomes more affordable and convenient? What if we're able to travel from Dallas to Tokyo in supersonic speed? What if passengers are able to cheat the airline industry by being able to download torrent plane tickets? Hey it could happen. So perhaps I should throw pharmacy school back in the radar. I could actually travel the world delivering medicines to areas in need of particular medicines and the best part is that air travel will advance, that is once I reach the peak of my career say I ever decide to become a pharmacist. Cha-ching!!! I should start looking into it.

I wanna be an entrepreneur!!!

You know this recurring thought has really been turning me on these days: The desire of wanting to be an elite entrepreneur. The world of business just fascinates me. I guess it's just my unique vision of what a guy in a Superman costume would do: He'd serve the world of course! The field of entreprenuership dazzles me in ways I can't even express! And so I seek a mentor out there who can better instruct me on the tricks of the trade in business. I could even follow a mentor on twitter if the opportunity presents itself.