Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Mourning the losses of a pop singer and a TV pitchman

It has been very difficult digesting the latest celebrity tragedies...specially Michael Jackson and Billy Mays. Both were incredible people and they will be deeply missed. What's even harder for me to digest was that they were both 50 when they passed away. According to one of the physicians interviewed on CNN 300,000 people die of cardiac arrest annually and half of those people are under the age of 65. Scary isn't it? As a matter of fact, it only heightened my curiosity about the percentage of population that is over the age of 65. With Americans there are so many issues present with heart disease topping the charts. Apparently only 13% of the American population is over the age of 65 so it makes you wonder what will happen to the bulk of the population which is between the ages of 21 and 49 several years from now. Healthcare insurance is ever so costly to begin with so perhaps most poor to lower middle class citizens can't afford it. Also factor in hardcore meat eaters who start to become plagued with various cancers along with heart disease as they age. Anyway I guess the morale of this is to enjoy life when you're still young and hip. I'm still pretty shaken up by those sudden demises however. You know it just makes you feel so fragile when you hear about such tragedies.

Don't you just hate it when you're in a blogging mood but then you're just too damn lazy to get on your computer and start blogging. And then all those creative thoughts start dissipating down the toilet never to be recovered again. Yup that happens to me quite a bit. For example I came up with such beautiful jargon the other day you know words you wouldn't be able to locate in a dictionary and somehow there it goes on the run! I hate it when that happens!!!

And you know something I'm really not optimistic nor motivated about entering the teaching arena but what else do I do the economy is tanking! And on top of that I'll have to prepare for the math 4-8 exam. Oh well better get a move on with it. And besides I'll be acquiring a lot of valuable skills that I can use for any career I choose to branch into.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Face maintenance sucks


I hate shaving period! It's just sad that I have to fit shaving into my schedule once every two days. And when I say shaving I don't just mean my face I also mean my head. Although shaving your head with a razor is a piece of cake! But what an inconvenience it is. I can't ever be mobile around the house with an unshaved face now can I? It's just funny how this just repeatedly keeps happening to me. I get up in the morning, I feel unkempt, I become too lazy to do anything about it, and so I wallow around for minutes thinking about whether I should get on with my schedule or not?, my mind becomes disoriented, and it loops back to becoming too damn lazy to shave my face!! Anyways I have no idea how long it'll be till my ass reads employed. I know I need to keep an open mind and be patient but I don't know sometimes I feel like I could've landed a job my now with a consulting company like Accenture with prior internship experience, which I failed to land by the way. And now the only thing I can do is just scramble for contacts hoping that something will come about with the company of my choice. Lets see, screw research!, and half-screw teaching because I plan to take the math 4-8 test yay for me! Being a teacher will definitely help me pick up some valuable skills that I can use elsewhere.

Isn't it funny how some people just keep changing their minds when it comes to what careers they wanna pursue? There are so many people out there that are confused by a plummeting job market. And I betcha you'll see lots of career changers out on the streets. As for me, it's interesting because I may have changed my mind like gizillions of times. After I officially became a high school graduate my first aspiration was to either be a software engineer or a gamer. And then when I realized that it wasn't right for me I decided that I wanted to get into biotechnology, and then I had the film industry in mind, followed by nutrition, pharmacy, journalism, advertising/public relations, pharmaceuticals, biotechnology, business side of biotechnology, uhhh I don't know, writing, acting, I don't know, and finally I've landed my cards on consulting for now and possibly human resources whew that was an exhaustive list.  And from the above list I found nutrition to be very interesting and here's why: I'll explain in my next entry and some of the key words of that entry will be babes and hotness!

Friday, June 5, 2009

Life is the exact opposite of a smoothie

So as I was flipping through the channels today and I found myself mumbling "Jerry Jerry Jerry" cuz it turned out that I was hungry for more Springer. The previous episode was simply fanfuckintastic when a guy cheats three women by having sex with all of them at once unknown to one another. Deception is such a turn on especially when some other playa is in that place! Oh and by the way pudding is so enticing, vanilla pudding in particular but I'll save this for my next entry.

So something kinda interesting just spooked up from behind me it all started when I abruptly decide to drive to Fast Eddies for the Finals Game 1 viewing. And lemme tell ya as much as I loathe Kobe the guy was marvelous. 40 points may not have been his best night but it was indeed an accomplishment against the resilient Orlando Magic! So lemme get to the interesting part. So this cute bartender walks to me while I was watching the game and just drops the "what are you passionate about?" question on me and then all of a sudden we strike up a brief conversation, and all the while I'm all "She'd probably go from cute to hot if she had a boob job, and if maybe she grew her hair longer". Turns out I guessed right she was a philosophy major; And very unusual for my taste, it's funny because I've never met anybody this interesting up at UT. So lemme fast forward here, so later on she asks me what my latest writing gig was and I go "Why do birds have beaks?" It was a very creative and dull answer all at the same time maybe I was just trying to score points with the chick or something. To come to think of it that was actually a Home run for me in my peoples skills department. Never thought I'd come up with such an answer maybe it was the girl who did the trick. It's just that I was so amazed by the way I answered that what is your writing gig question.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

The sunshine is upon us

Good morning fellow cyberjockeys. It's Day 3/4 for me in the Mexican border, or as I like to call it little Mexico. Pretty creative eh? It's kinda like how Miami is denoted as little Havana. Maybe I should call the entire area of Deep South Texas little Monterrey or something minus the pollution and the scenery. You know I think cruising to Monterrey would be a swell idea I've never paid a visit to that neck of the woods and I've heard it's breath-taking. But then again there is extreme pollution there apparently hopefully it ain't as bad as India! Although I don't know I'm quite accustomed to the smell of Indian pollution perhaps because of my Indian ancestry. Once sniff and that's it the security channels within my system shout ACTIVATED! I've heard New Delhi is a great place to work, a pocket of white people hold high class jobs out there so yeah I'm sure you'll still get an adequate dose of beer drinkers in the evenings before supper, and special pubs or hungout places where they'll televise Yankee games and several NFL games, why not throw in college football besides like my white former roommate I'm sure lots of other white folks are addicted to it and would hate to do anything but sit on their asses all day with a cold beer in their hand tuning into some NCAA football on a Saturday. Of course what would I know about whities I'm not white. It's just that I was freaked out when I took this quiz about how white you are. And the result: TATADADAA, 100% white. I'm fuckin serious so unexpected. Unless I was programmed to check the correct responses only so the quiz would return as white as possible. Can't help it. As much as you want to accept your roots I feel that as long as you're born in America you would wanna be labeled as white as possible.

You know Mexico City is also on my 'wanting to vacation at' places. The largest city in the world DANG! I betcha the chicks are smokin hot, possibly even hotter than the babes you bump into in New York City or even sixth street in Austin. Oh I fuckin love Austin. As I mentioned in the previous post I'd love to settle in a city like New York and then hopefully I can earn frequent flier miles and use it towards jetting to Vegas once every three months and then to Austin like once every six? seven months? It's interesting how non-New Yorkers living in New York wanna move out after a certain number of years. It's all about lowering the bills baby. Yeah I know it's as expensive as fuck but here's how I view the situation. If you could save up enough money before heading out there and struggle by living there for four years you'll pretty much get your slice of New York. And then I dunno perhaps you'll feel like an accomplished man due to the electrifying nightlife and let's not forget the high dating volume. You could snag a date there in like ten days after moving I'd say at the rate singles associate. But going back to the chicks from Mexico City due to the unstable law throughout Mexico they may have so much freedom to the extent that everyday is a Mardi Gras either inside the clubs or on the streets of downtown. It's almost like a New Orleans facade except better!

Alright so I'm at a hot Wifi spot right now at this place called Coffee Zone and lemme tell ya the music and then public restrooms are five star! I've never seen such state of the art public restrooms in my entire life. Even five star restaurants that I've visited have lacked it. You know maybe I'll start to like public restrooms after all after all there is nothing better than a couple of paintings of Mona Lisa, Da Vinci, or whoever to make you breath a sigh of relief right before you take that nasty ol' shit. But I'm still as frustrated as hell right now I'd want nothing more than to just lay my ass in my room and surf the net while also looking up jobs and careers so I can practice decisiveness. Austin is my destination for now, maybe the Dallas suburbs or Houston.....

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Well Austin is in the past for now

So it's already been two days since I've landed my ass in the RGV and so far my return experience hasn't been so bad. Although moving is a pain in the ass I can't argue that. I had a double header moving all of my shit in Austin and then moving my parents shit again down in deep South Texas. And the heat is SWELTERING down here no doubt about it. Having trouble catching my breath here and thank God for UT cap *kiss* *kiss* otherwise I'd be in deep shit at the moment. I won't explain why though. It's just too complicated know what I'm saying huh huh. But I've been really wanting to go to my high school to visit some of my old teachers though. I'm just not sure as to whether today was the last day of school or tomorrow. Cuz you know it's important to touch bases with old high school teachers. Perhaps they'll know someone that you be interested in contacting for a job or who knows maybe you can meet your next lady love this way. Or maybe they'll just be as happy as one teacher can be to see one of their former students. I know my former physics teacher will. *Ugggh* the anxiety. But how I can't wait to roam around the beautiful city of Austin. Such glorious art I can only draw and color on. Hey where are the coloring pencils? Well...Chou.