Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Experience is bling!

So a pulled over at a gas station needing to fill up the tank pronto! And in the meantime paranoia took over me and caused me to check all of the tires to make sure I wasn't coming down with flat. So I take it over to a local Walmart and sure enough my instinct was correct my back tire needed to be replaced. So during the wait I was hangin around the store looking at the tea makers all the while wondering to myself as to why tea makers fascinated me so much??? It's true I've evolved into a tea lover but a tea maker??? Haven't I wasted money on a coffee maker once already? And turns out it deserved a plaque for the shittiest investment because all of a sudden I detest coffee to the extent where I can't even lick it! So I move on and notice a McDonalds straight down. I wasn't really hungry at first but those workers outside were taking forever to get to my car so I thought what the hey, and besides those double cheeseburgers *drools like a dog* are so *mouth gets even more watery*g-good. And good they were I gulped down two of those in addition to a Spicy McChicken. I made a pact one day and that was to discontinue ingesting the greasiness of fast food and I know it's not morally correct to practice against what you preach, but somehow whenever I catch sight of a McDonalds I envision this guy in a giant double cheeseburger costume greeting all of the customers which only bring out my cannabalistic characteristics as I pounce at it like a cheetah devouring it alive. Long live the double cheeseburgers! And then later on I pay a visit to the electronics section checking out all of the Wii games, DS games, plamas, LCDs. I did make an interesting observation while roaming around and it was that there were no rap or hip hop CDs to be spotted. You'd expect a random Walmart in San Antonio to have everything in stock but nope. And then as I stared onto the blank plamsa screen a freezeframe of that imaginary dude in the double cheeseburger costume pops up and it starts to talk to me. Maybe I was a hallucinating I dunno. And he goes "EAT ME" in the slowest motion possible. I just couldn't fuckin take it anymore those bastards were taking longer than I thought the thing is whenever I showed for their service in the past they'd have it done in a gypsy. But for some reason an hour passed and it was still in line! And hunger was flooding through my system even more by the minute. So I play ball and made the right decision by just walking in random circles checking out the latest electronic gadgets and then alas I hear my name announced in the intercom. And as an added bonus they were actually willing to tie the fluid alternator or whatever it's called with cables it was hanging from the bottom of my car saying that one bump could cause it to fall on the road. Turns out those guys were badasses. It seems like San Antonio citizens are just as nice as Austin citizens I always underestimated the townfolks there I guess. Thanks to them my car was up and running again. This was just a random episode that I encountered while driving from Austin and because it was so unexpected I thought I'd bust out with it. But the main reason why I posted this was because I was proud of myself. I actually made the right decision. Rather than driving with a spoilt tired I took responsibility I got it inspected. Yay for me. And it was all thanks to that flat tire experience that I encountered one night in the middle of the highway after getting a few reminders from people that my tire was kinda flat. So there you have it experience is like gold plus one!!!

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